Perthshire 7 – 17 Strathmore
Unedifying spectacle on the North Inch in ill-tempered defeat.
Local derbies can be keenly contested affairs and the largish crowd that came to the North Inch were not short-changed on drama. Just as kick-off loomed the drizzle came down to wet the pitch & ball and would make handling difficult for both teams.
Strathmore kicked off and Perthshire made little headway with the first few carries before clearing to touch. The initial exchanges were tight and short, punctuated by knock-ons or successful ruck turnovers.
An early penalty allowed Strathmore to break out of the midfield deadlock and gain a lineout in the ‘Shire 22. The following maul was stopped but Perthshire had edged offside. Quickly tapped, after a couple of phases Strathmore burst over the line, the referee judging the ball grazed the grass before Dan Rae held the carrier up. Strathmore added the conversion.
The game soon returned to a war of attrition in between the 10m lines. Both teams could only put 2 or 3 plays together before dropping, spilling or turning over the ball, killing dead any momentum. Centre pairing, brothers Mat & Dan Rae, were highly effective as a solid wall; no Strathmore player could get a millimetre through them.
Eventually ‘Shire got a break spearheaded by strong carries from Calum Chalmers and James Armstrong. Numerous short phases got the North Inch team close but the play ended when the referee blew to penalise a blatant tip tackle. No advantage nor yellow card given Perthshire, somewhat aggrieved, elected to take the 5m scrum.
The pack heaved and got the nudge on, James Mair picked from the base and came close. More short picks by the forwards eked ever closer until James Mair finished what he started and squeezed over the line. Aidan Watson added the conversion to level the score, 7-7.
Strathmore immediately pushed back wining a penalty and kicking for a lineout 10m out. This was stolen & successfully cleared. Simon McGarry and Tom Colvin in the line asserting their claim to the ball which would be a feature throughout the match.
A stalemate followed for most of the rest of the half. Neither team able to make any meaningful headway. Handling errors, ill-discipline and ferocious defence ending any attacks.
A needless late tackle on the kicker gifted Strathmore a double penalty taking them deep into the Perthshire 22 for the first time in ages. Perthshire were up to defend and stopped the attack but had crept offside. The Forfar men took a short tap and then switched direction hitting a narrow tight line down the blindside to score in the corner. A well kicked touchline conversion added the extras, 7-14.
Immediately Strathmore turned over Perthshire from the restart and pushed forward into the 22. Working up to the line they looked on for another score but knocked on and the referee called for halftime.
Coaches Alan Clark and Kenny Christie asked their players to stay calm and play rugby. The conditions were brightening up and with patience opportunities would arise. There were frustrations with the officiating but antagonising the referee further would not yield fruit.
The mood on the pitch only got worse in the second half. It was a fairly even start but niggles from both teams crept in as the referee failed to control the play. Adrian Venter made immediate impact with some solid tackles and big hits, to the obvious displeasure of Strathmore who singled him out regularly for “extra attention” on the deck.
Running back a loose kick Aidan Watson had one defender left to beat, he was stopped by a shoulder rammed into his face. A minor altercation ensued and the referee decided that no card was warranted for the dangerous tackle and to reverse the penalty.
Perthshire stole the lineout back then once the play stopped, maybe realising the heightened emotions from the earlier injustice, the referee called both captains and asked for improved discipline and calm heads.
A positive spell from Perthshire followed as they pressurised Strathmore. Carries backed up with offloads or quick picks had the visitors backpedalling. Rhys Darlington and Ewen MacDonald especially effective in their support and barging runs.
Perthshire came close after Simon McGarry charged down a clearance kick in the Strathmore 22 but the ball bounced out before Rory Bayne could reach it. Minutes later James Armstrong took the ball on the wing, turned on the pace and chipped over the defence. He was taken late off the ball, but unlike the double penalty from the first half, play continued without sanction. The referee then penalising Perthshire for offside in the next phase.
Sadly, the remaining positivity ended there. Indiscipline, off-the-ball incidents and flagrant high-tackles occurred every phase of play, both teams guilty but the referee unable to assert any authority.
The lineout continued to be a highlight for Perthshire and, as they were now in the receiving end of many penalties for backchat, this saved them from further pressure. It was clear the referee was not going to take any advice from players but still the Eagles could not help themselves and continued to hamper any chance of escaping their half.
Eventually things got out-of-hand. A melee in the centre of the pitch saw players from all directions running in. Incompetent and enfeebled, having directly facilitated this scenario, the referee judged that Perthshire were the aggressor and showed a yellow card to James Armstrong as an additional insult to the punch in the face he received. Strathmore elected to kick for goal and extended their lead, 7-17.
Nothing of note happened in the remaining 15 minutes. For the 10 minutes down to 14 men Perthshire matched Strathmore and the turgid trench warfare in muddy no-man’s land continued. The lineout dominance and Rory Bayne’s probing attacks the limited highlights.
Discipline did not improve and it was a relief when the fulltime whistle sounded. Much longer and further unpleasant incidents could have occurred. Not a good day for rugby, both teams and the referee need to look back with cooler heads and consider what they did wrong and how they can improve their game in the future.
Head Coach Alan Clark will want to see a positive reaction from his squad in training over the week as next up, the 1XV travel to Edinburgh to face struggling Royal High. Kick-off will be 3pm and supporters are welcome on the team bus departing from Bell’s Sports Centre.

Damp, Cold, Muddy a game for the Purist……Not a Chance
Perthshire 2XV 15 – 8 Bannockburn
With conditions overcast and drizzle, the crowd expected a forward heavy game, however this was not the case. There was plenty of running rugby by Perthshire 2s and Bannockburn on display in this thrilling encounter.
The match began with Bannockburn taking an early try, the signs were it was going to be a long afternoon for Perthshire. However, Perth dug deep and defended for a long spell on their own try line, yet Bannockburn could not break through the line again.
Big power runs and tackles by Garry Coull on his return, defying his youthfulness, supported by his back row colleagues Shaun Barton & Matt Jenns made the hard yards and moved Perth up the field. Aided by the front five: father and son Stevie & Konner Willke, Mike Ryan, Lee Graham and Ryan Beaton; quality attacking ball was secured in the rucks and from their scrum domination all afternoon. However, after many pick up and drives near the posts, it took the power house scrumhalf Andy Sanderson to show the forwards how to drive over from close range to put Perthshire in the lead.
The game turned into arm wrestle, not only in the forwards, but the back line as well which consisted of John Kelly and Mikey Evans, pushing hard through the middle, tackling anything that came within a metre of them. This led to one of the biggest cheers of the game, when Mikey Evans decided to test his metal and run into three forwards hanging about on the wing, with only the young winger Blake Laidlaw for support. The three forwards licked their lips at what they thought was going to be an easy turn over. Young Blake had other ideas, and clamped on to the ruck and ensured “none shall pass”, until support arrived and the ball was recycled cleanly.
By this point, Perth had already accessed the bench, with Hector Inglis coming on as a blood sub twice, and the front row being swapped to maximise their “energy” for the match; with Calum Robertson (his newborn baby watching on), Allan Guild and Tom Sinclair slotting in and continuing Perthshire’s scrum dominance.
The half time score was 7-5. Campbell Watson and Dave Lewis, the Perthshire coaches, urged their team to stay focused and trust each other – this was game that would require them to fall back on their fitness and training. With a rejig of James Marley into second Row and Lee Graham moving to inside centre, the 2nd half started.
By this time Calum Bruce, Rab Pittendreigh and Angus MacPherson had been eyeing space behind, and kept Bannockburn pinned back in their own half. Bannockburn eventually managed to escape and received two penalties, missing one then scoring the other, to take the lead 7-8.
Once again an end-to-end affair, with Perth appearing to have the better chances throughout the match. Finally Perth responded with a well-executed move that was honed in training. Starting with No. 8 pick up from Garry Coull, it ended with Rab Pittendreigh romping home into the corner to extend their lead to 12-8.
A few minutes later, with Perth thinking they could put the game to bed, Calum Bruce put in a lovely cross-field kick which was grounded, but the referee deemed it out of bounds. However, the play was brought back for a penalty under the posts, which was successfully converted. With the score 15-8 in Perthshire’s favour Bannockburn, would need a try and conversion just to draw.
Bannockburn put heavy pressure on the Perth line for the final stages of the game, but the defence held strong. After repeated waves of big runners, Matt Jenns finally broke the siege by securing a valuable turnover in the dying minutes of the game allowing Perthshire to clear their lines.
The final act of the game was a scrum and a misplaced kick which ended the match; Perthshire 2s emerging as the victors.
Overall, it was an intense match that showcased both teams’ determination and skill. It was Perth’s well-executed moves and solid defence that ultimately secured them the win with all 20 players playing to the whistle and digging deep. The 2s now await the league split for the next list of fixtures to complete Caledonia Midlands 3. They take this victory as stepping stone for a strong finish to the season.
Photos taken by Peter Wilkinson.